Gauche and Unsophisticated List Part 4

I eat when walking down public streets, and not socially acceptable things like ice cream cones, oh no I eat cupcakes. So if you ever see someone snarfing down a Party Favors cupcake while walking down the street in Brookline, it's probably me. I mean the half mile walk home is just too long to wait for buttercream deliciousness.

However, at least I don't brush my teeth while walking down the street. Yes, I saw a frat guy doing that yesterday afternoon.